The Hartsock Family Web Site

Letter From Satan

Home
About Us
About My God
Get Jesus
About My Country
Words for Churches & Pastors
Letter From Satan
Letter From God
What Is A True Friend
Favorite Songs & Poems
Les's Page
Tammie's Page
Chronic Illness/Multiple Sclerosis
Favorite Links
Contact Us
Our Children
Our Grandchildren
In Memory of "SweetPea"
Our Newest Addition to Our Family
Family Recipes
Awards
"Little Johnny" Funnies
Words of Wisdom
Taking Back What the Devil Stole From Us
ReAffirming Wedding Vows
In Memory
LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
I saw You yesterday as You began Your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, You didn't even bless your meals or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about You.

I can't tell You how glad I am that You have not changed Your way of living. Fool, You are Mine! Remember, You and I have been going steady for years & I still don't love You yet. As a matter of fact, I hate You, because I hate God. He kicked me out of Heaven & I'm going to use You as long as possible to pay Him back.

You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU & HE has great plans in store for You, BUT You have yielded Your life to me & I'm going to make your life a living Hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This really hurt God.

Thanks to You, I'm really showing Him who's boss in Your life with all of the good times we've had. We have been:

  watching dirty movies
  cursing people out
  stealing
  lying
  being hypocritical
  formicating
  overeating
  telling dirty jokes
  gossiping
  being judgemental
  back stabbing people
  disrespecting adults & those in leadership positions
  no respect for the Church
  bad attitudes

Those list goes on & on. Surely You don't want to give all this up.

Come on Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of an appreciation from me to You. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use You for most of Your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at You. When You are tempted to sin, You give in.

HA HA HA, You make me sick.

Sin is beginning to take its toll on Your life. You look 20 years older & now, I need new blood. So go ahead & teach some children how to sin. All You have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate & live being selfish as possible. Do all of this in the presence of children & they will do it too. Kids are like that.

Well, Fool, I have to let You go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt You again. If You were smart, You would run somewhere, confess your sins & live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone but to be Your age & still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate You.

IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST!

P.S.  If You love me, You won't share this!

Sincerely Yours,
Satan